Rumours...

Some one, and I am not going to name any names, has been spreading a vicious rumour that I just left half a mouse on the mat outside Dane and Heajin's house this morning. I would like you to know, DANE, that first of all, I would never leave food like that for no reason, that secondly, it was self-defence, and thirdly, that that is the LAST time I am leaving the best bit for you to dunk in the bin. Next time you're looking for chunky delights, buddy, catch your own... I will be expecting some serious tummyrubs as an apologee (oh, and if you throw in a sardine, I'll forget about the whole thing pronto). Pox ^y^