Introducing...

Making her stage debut on Ainslie Days comes, Chloe "no brakes" Alston. Chloe comes to Ainlsie Days with an impressive track record under her paws. In her early years she cut her teeth on the limbs of many unsuspecting visitors to her yard, not to mention a handful of garden implements. She received steady tutoring during her formative years under the watchful eyes of her Jindabyne prima-donna Auntie, "Ellie" Janssen. From an early age Chloe showed her natural predilection for the stage which saw her appear centre stage in the Canberra hit, "Where art thou, oh possum?", a biting attack on the wayward nocturnal mores of youthful tree dwellers of today. Following this great success Chloe felt the need for further study and refinement of her technique and this lead her to consult with her neighbourhood peers: Bunyip the kelpie-cross, Oscar the Pyrenese, Jim and Bundy Martina and irrepressible companion Zoe the Labrador. But this was not enough to whet the appetite of this Canberran/Italian hussy and she thus sought further canine tutoring under acclaimed Clovelly Beagle, "Brown Dog" Barley and Garran south-paw Blossom "legs" Alston. Her sabbatical years paid off with more than just smackos and ear rubs from her appreciative audience when she re-entered the stage for what would be her halcyon years. Chloe attracted rave reviews for her recent Doonkuna Street productions, "Mission Impossible: the trolley man" and "Let me eat them darn birds!" She captured critical acclaim from the wider neighbourhood audience though with her rousing operatic masterpieces, "Go back from whence you came strange man" and "The unwelcome visitor". Seeking to diversify her already solid backlog of work, Chloe set her canine sights on more challenging roles to revealed her softer, more tender and affectionate side. These more emotional pieces, it can be argued, divided her critics yet solidified her fan/food base. These works include, "C'm on, give us another slice of cheese!", "Leftovers of love - a tale of one man's scraps being another's love" and "Romantic evening strolls". What followed this string of smash hits was wave upon wave of support from her fans. However not wishing to fall into the complacency of twilight years, giving in to tummy rubs and ear scratches, or wallowing in the dried pigs ears and chicken carcass of success, Chloe has taken her career yet another bold step forward which will see her challenge herself, her critics and even her fans in a way never before conceivable. Yes dear reader, Ainslie Days is honoured to add to its star studded line up of Dutch wonder cat Poktori, Ms Chloe "no breaks" Alston, appearing as herself in a cameo role. Speaking on her recent decision to join Ainslie Days, Chloe was quoted as saying, "I have always loved a challenge, you know, like trying to catch the birds in backyard, chasing kids around the garage, that kind of stuff but I think Ainslie Days is the kind of challenge I am really looking for, and besides I have already worked with the group before. Kitchen maestro Roaldhino is just a whiz, Hea-Jin "빵순이" Park makes just the most divine bread and Dane, well he's just a good kind of knock around fella." When asked about the pending arrival of Dutch superstar cat, Poktori, Chloe commented that she, "eagerly looked forward to finally meeting the star she had heard so much about. After all, his antics and mannerism are world renowned!" Well dear reader there you have it, hot off the press! Stay tuned for more updates on the antics of Ainslie Days.....

DHA