This cannot be real...

can it? La Bruja

dog+couch=.....

...bliss! Then again with a hairy pet [or husband/partner] in the house you may choose to play "Shave your yeti"! Or why not flush the fish!

DHA

Some advice..

...for our single friends out there, male or female, on the types of people to avoid.
Men you ought to avoid and women you ought to avoid.

:)

Poktori's hit single

Poktori's Stevie Wonder cover album Songs in the Key of Food (including the hit single "I just clawed to say I love fish") is doing well in the shops...

Bored at home?

It happens to all of us, you are sitting around at home and there is nothing on TV, no good books to read and nothing fun to do. Face it, you are bored! Well here is the solution! Why not make your own zoo at home? Yes, a DIY home zoo, have a look here.

Alternatively, you could always try and make a fax machine. What, a fax machine, I hear you ask. Yes, that's right, a fax machine, but what's great about this one is that its made out of salmon cans! Have a look here.

All of this makes TV seem like a rather dull option, doesn't it kids!

DHA

The next must have...

...a yeti skin rug

DTC Animal Transport BV

This company based in Rozenburg, the Netherlands, conned me and my father some months ago, and it is only fair I place this on the web in the hope I may warn others NOT to trust this company too much. DTC Animal Transport BV charged us for an appointment they say they made with my father, and had no clue as to what the true legal requirements for pets travelling to Australia were. If anyone would like more details on how this company almost screwed things up completely and managed to get 71 Euros off my bankaccount for absolutely nothing, please contact me. I never dared complain about them when they still had my cat, but since he's arrived here now, I feel I should warn others. This company sucks. RHM

A fashion tip for Chloe from our neighbourhood fashion guru Poktori

(we think it would look great on Poktori too, so expect to see an interesting new bird in the trees here in Ainslie soon! RHM)

"I believe I can fly"

If it weren't for Dane's climbing skills, this dumbass here in the top right corner of the picture would still be admiring the Ainslie skyline. Somehow he just forgot how he ever got there. He's now back inside, pretending to be all cool, without any recollection of a big friend pulling him off a branch while he was freaking out and scratching the big friend's nose. Poor Dane, Pathetic Pox... RHM

Top Tune Show

At one of the second hand record shops near Shinsôl-dong I came across this record. It is a spin-off of the successful show that was launched in September 1963 by DBS (Donga Broadcasting Station) Radio. It was hosted by Ch’oe Tonguk, who for the first time in Korean radio history improvised on air. Ch’oe was given a trial for a month, but his show became popular, leading to a further commissioning. RHM

The Magnificent Seven

It's freezing in Ainslie, so we checked out the sales at Lotte 백화점 this week, and lo and behold: we found seven reasons to never have to worry about visiting our unheated bogs again. But is that a joystick on the second from the bottom up...? RHM